Song Title: The Ultimate Victory (Dmitry's Round)

Текст песни

(Sound of an arcade coin drop...)
(Shao Kahn’s voice: "IT’S SHOWTIME!")
(Explosive drum fill, followed by heavy guitar riffs and a screaming brass section)

Listen up, world, clear the stage, make way
Dmitry Alexandrovich is king today!
Like a 16-bit hero in a world of gray
He’s smashing the buttons, he’s here to stay.
Nikulin’s in the house, feel the bitrate climb
Technical precision, ahead of his time!
We remember the nights, the joystick in hand
The toughest fighter in all of the land!

(Rhythmic mechanical stomps)
Low kick! High punch! Block the blow!
Dima’s got the rhythm, watch him go!
(Brass section blast: Pa-pa-pa-pa-dam!)

Finish the bottle! Finish the night!
Dmitry is winning every single fight!
It’s a Flawless Victory, clean and grand
For the best damn brother in the whole wide land!
Like a "Sector of Gas," burning through the dark
Like a "Leningrad" soul, he’s got the spark!
Happy Birthday, Dima! Choose your fate!
You’re the champion, man, at a high bitrate!

From the streets of the village to the digital screen
A technical beast, a rhythmic machine.
You don’t need a cheat code, you don’t need a hack
With Dmitry Nikulin, there’s no turning back!
Your life is a combo, a hundred hits long
Brutal and festive, loud and strong.
Keep the bass pumping, keep the drums tight
We’re celebrating you all through the night!

(Music cuts to a 16-bit synth melody, then explodes back)
"ROUND ONE... DRINK!"
(Fast Ska-punk guitar solo mixed with industrial grinding sounds)
Dmitry! (FIGHT!)
Alexandrovich! (WIN!)
Nikulin! (EXCELLENT!)

Finish the bottle! Finish the night!
Dmitry is winning every single fight!
It’s a Flawless Victory, clean and grand
For the best damn brother in the whole wide land!
Like a "Sector of Gas," burning through the dark
Like a "Leningrad" soul, he’s got the spark!
Happy Birthday, Dima! Choose your fate!
You’re the champion, man, at a high bitrate!

(Shao Kahn’s voice: "TOTAL VICTORY!")
(Fast brass finale)
Stay brutal, Dima!
(Sound of a fatality... but it’s a confetti popper)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!